When I'm thirty...

I won't lie about my age, 30's going to rock
I won't wear Abercrombie Clothes and be that sketchy older gay man who pretends to be 24
I won't have a nervous breakdown and cry into a designer pillow
I won't shack up with college age boys, preying on their sense of naivete that an older man wants to spend time with them
I won't complain when my favorite TV shows from high school days are on Nick at Nite

--Los Angeles, CA